Internet Traffic... and my latest fiendish plan

Like Boris Badenov here, I have a new fiendish plan. However, my plan does not involve any threat of harm to "Moose or Squirrel."

Let me begin by saying I sometimes check my Sitemeter during the day.

And by "sometimes" I mean darn near constantly.

So I know how few many people are dropping by. And I know that there have been a few occasions where my posts have caused little traffic boomlets.

The little boomlets happen when people arrive via Google searches. And Sitemeter tells me what the search arguments were that led them to this humble establishment. Almost none of these who are steered here by Google searches stay long or leave comments, but it's quite late in the day today and I've had to interrupt my usual blogging routine with a dose of actual work. So I need something cheap and easy to get my daily numbers up to par.

So here goes: I'm thinking about a fictional post wherein Boise State cheerleader Chrissy Popadics creates a fusion reactor in her basement, all the while humming Dominic the Christmas Donkey.

That I've not actually written such a post shouldn't mean a thing... it's the search terms that count.

Good night everyone.