Let's poll together on this

From Sunday's Quick Takes column in the Chicago Sun-Times:

A Zogby Interactive poll, www.zogby.com, has found that only 5 percent of Americans are offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas," while 46 percent are offended by the phrase "Happy Holidays" when spoken by someone who is afraid someone else will be offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas."

That's already 51%. We only have a couple of days, but if we work on this hard enough, we can offend everybody by Winter Solstice!