Of course, this makes it look like I'm encouraging this "International Talk Like a Pirate Day." Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh. I do not wish to convey any such impression.
A couple of the rules were pretty good, anyway. No. 7, for instance:
polish, or capri pants. Actually,
that kinda goes without saying.
Or no. 48:
However, they may not have secondary attachments
such as screwdrivers, bottle openers, corkscrews,
or nail files. These are Pirates we're talking
about, not Inspector Gadget.
less than an Arrrr rating.
(Proving once again there are