Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Another amazing use of the cellphone

Sometimes those email jokes we all get are worth sharing.

I think this is one of those times:


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello?"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

The man looks up at his astonished comrades, holds up the phone, and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

9 comments:

Patti said...

thanks for the chuckle!

Lynn said...

Even though I saw it coming, I still laughed. Thanks.

landgirl said...

Oh, that was good. Thanks for the laugh.

MommasWorld said...

You can also test your Microwave with a cell phone to see if it needs to be replaced. WARRNING DO NOT TURN MICROWAVE ON WHILE DOING THIS. I have to put that because I know someone who did.

Place turned on cell phone in microwave. Call your cell phone from your house phone. If your cell phone rings your microwave has a breach. If it doesn't ring you are pretty much safe to keep the microwave.

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Skittles said...

Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh :)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

That is a good one!

Mother Jones RN said...

That's funny, but next time, will you please give us fair warning before you post something like this. I just spit diet coke on my computer screen.

MJ

Linda said...

I got this same email and thought it was hilarious!

Chris said...

Top quality :-D