Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Didn't Monty Python use this about 30 years ago in a sketch about the ultimate killer joke of World War II? Just asking....
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is that common?"
"Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."
For you youngsters out there... find someone to explain this one to you. Or rent Mars Attacks!
For everyone else -- see how long it takes you to get "It's Not Unusual" out of your head this morning....
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
Here I believe our email circulator has left the world of puns and invaded the routines of Steven Wright.
Here we've left the world of puns again. Now we've joined the first graders on the playground....
OK, that hurt. But it moved Tom Jones out of your head didn't it? Hello, Nat King Cole!