Apology letter from the wife

No, not for real -- this is something I Stumbled upon at this site.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you willforgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife,
XXX

And the picture?

(I'm stalling so you have to scroll a bit.)

(It makes the punchline funnier.)

OK, I think you've scrolled enough. Here's the enclosed picture:

P.S.(the letter continues) -- Your girlfriend called.