Everything I need to know I get from the comics, part 4,783

(Today's Pearls Before Swine. Click to enlarge.)

This one's for the Language Police everywhere.

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(Today's Bizzaro. Click to enlarge.)

Is this the current version of "pull my finger?"

The links will take you to the Yahoo! Comics and Houston Chronicle websites from which I obtained these images. But I saw them this morning in the Chicago Sun-Times... in actual newsprint!

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(The webcomic xkcd. Click to enlarge. Please.)

Luddite that I am, I know nothing of Kindle, of course. But I am acquainted with the collected works of Douglas Adams. (And I know where my towel is at all times.) This one made me laugh out loud.