Man: Your place or mine?Get the idea?
Woman: Both.
Man: Huh?
Woman: You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Correct! But there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Woman: Sure, but would you stay there?
Come up with the lame pick-up line and the devastating putdown.
The best entry will receive a prize of absolutely no monetary value whatsoever, but will receive a hearty virtual handshake and an Internet pat on the back.
3 comments:
Thanks for pointing this one out. I can't remember all of the pick up lines I use to hear when I was young and wearing a nursing uniform. Most of them were rated "X."
MJ
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
(now give me my prize curmy! ha ha ha)
smiles, bee
tyvc
I like the first one best.
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