Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Best line of the night award

From Jay Leno's monolog: He says a kid comes to his door trick-or-treating. "Gimme candy," the kid says. Leno forks over a couple of Butterfingers. "And five bucks, too," the kid says. "Who do you think you are?" asks Leno, indignantly. "I'm the Bank of America," says the kid.


bekahjane said...

bwhaaaa :) yep, funny. and true.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

good one! i made the duck a rabbit one year with a pillow case and two rubber bands and it was cute as heck but then he wasn't quite a year old then.

smiles, bee