Frivolous Friday -- very abbreviated edition

Obtained from FAIL Blog.

Where was this idea when I really needed it?

Obtained from the webcomic SMBC.

Ah, statistics. The cartoonist could have put almost anything after that "and/or" and not changed the pie chart one bit. He could have put meteor strikes, for example. Or, if he insisted on stampedes, he could have used elephants or creditors or angry birds. But, no, Mr. Weiner chose clowns. Why do so many people hate clowns?