Tuesday, November 01, 2011
Best line of the night award
From Jay Leno's monolog: He says a kid comes to his door trick-or-treating. "Gimme candy," the kid says. Leno forks over a couple of Butterfingers. "And five bucks, too," the kid says. "Who do you think you are?" asks Leno, indignantly. "I'm the Bank of America," says the kid.