They were not, however, viral, and I continue to labor in perpetual obscurity.
Which may not be entirely bad -- if I ever get back to posting regularly.
Anyway, this was the original list of Curmudgeon's Laws:
- These laws will never be more popular or well known than Murphy's.
- The farther away one gets from a problem, the easier the problem is to solve. (This is why, for example, bloggers and presidential candidates know exactly what to do about the budget, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, immigration,etc., etc., etc. and why presidents seem to have such a difficult time of it. This is also why I can solve every problem but those on my own plate.)
- You can't do anything without doing three other things first.
- By the time you've done the three other things, you will most likely forget what you set out to do in the first place. (This is why you often feel as if you've worked hard all day and have still done nothing.)
- The piece of paper that you had in your hand five minutes ago and that you need right now will invariably be impossible to find.
6. It costs more to be poor in America than it does to be rich.
7. Expenses do not follow when income fails. (Originally, I said that "Expenses do not fall easily when income drops," but this sounds more pithy and Poor Man's Almanac-esque. Anyway, it's my blog and I can edit if I want to.)To this perhaps not-nearly-so-distinguished-list-as-I-imagine I add the following:
8. If you have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, someone will offer you popcorn today.I don't have to tell you that this is an offer you must refuse, right? Dental hygienists are, for the most part, lovely people. But they work with sharp, pointed objects and they can, and probably will, make you pay in a million ways for your pre-appointment popcorn consumption.
And there's no insurance in the world that will cover it.
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Truer words have yet to be spoken!!
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