Man: Your place or mine?Get the idea?
Woman: You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Correct! But there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Woman: Sure, but would you stay there?
Come up with the lame pick-up line and the devastating putdown.
The best entry will receive a prize of absolutely no monetary value whatsoever, but will receive a hearty virtual handshake and an Internet pat on the back.