Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Snappy comebacks to cheesy pick-up lines

A new patent-pending No Prize Contest inspired by this site that I stumbled upon. A few of my favorites (lightly edited):
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both.
Man: Huh?
Woman: You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Correct! But there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
Woman: Sure, but would you stay there?
Get the idea?

Come up with the lame pick-up line and the devastating putdown.

The best entry will receive a prize of absolutely no monetary value whatsoever, but will receive a hearty virtual handshake and an Internet pat on the back.

4 comments:

Mother Jones RN said...

Thanks for pointing this one out. I can't remember all of the pick up lines I use to hear when I was young and wearing a nursing uniform. Most of them were rated "X."

MJ

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

(now give me my prize curmy! ha ha ha)

smiles, bee
tyvc

Mimi Lenox said...

You've been royally tagged by Mimi Queen of Memes. Have fun!
Message In a Bottle

Shelby said...

I like the first one best.